ok, so guess where i ended up last night, JAIL!
what was my conviction? kissing my boyfriend in public
we actually got handcuffed, questioned, put in a police van and got taken to the police station. I was in the same jail sell as prostitutes and drug sellers and I all I did was kiss my boyfriend - like what the actual fuck. I spent maybe 4 hours there. petrified to tell my mother and I still cant believe what I experienced, it was so surreal. I felt like bloody Bonnie and Clyde (lol). BUT I made some friends that taught me about how to get a rich man to marry you and how to correctly put a condom on - so all in all it was good night.